Episode 4: Raynor meets Tom and Prisc.

s4phirEz and Raynor, the qing mei zhu ma pair, are walking hand in hand through the woods of Bukit Timah.

s4phirEz: Raynor kor, can I tell you something?

Raynor: Yesh s4 mei?

s4phirEz: I don't like your maggie mee hair.

Raynor: hey, don't pick on me. Don't think I dunno, you've been going out with that Ken. Yesterday behind the tree, dunno doing what!

s4phirEz: (face flushes with anger) what doing what?! I was just teaching Ken how to create forum threads properly, i.e. don't reverse the user name and thread title! (lol. no offence to ken)

Raynor: Yah, right. Nowadays, all you people only care about ken, ken, ken. Everybody's picking on me.

s4phirEZ: that's because you are irritating, you keep rubbing your nose and flexing your neck and shoulders, we kua buay song, cannot?! Don’t want to talk to you anymore! (runs away)

Raynor: Fine, fine. Go and find your ken. I'm so handsome, all the gals want me. Who cares about you!

~Raynor wanders about dejectedly, until he reaches a hawker centre near a convent school. He sees:

Prisc (a demure, sweet, convent girl), and Tom (the cai3 hua1 zei2 aka buaya king of the area)

Tom: Hey, you are so pretty can I have your number please?

Prisc: Erm.. my principal says cannot talk to strange guys.

Tom: Heheh.. I'm not going to eat you up, just want your number, can or not?

Prisc: Mm.. I think I should study hard now, and find boyfriends later...

Tom: (to himself) Please, nobody said they want to be your boyfriend, I just want your number to kachiau you, duhz!

Raynor passes by and decides to help Prisc get rid of this lecher.

Raynor: Tom, i know you're the cai3 hua1 zei2, so get lost.

Tom: You? Asking me to get lost? ping2 ni3 zhe4 level of wu gong?

Raynor: Okay, fine. Let's have a duel. We each order a bowl of maggie mee and whoever finishes it first can take Prisc away.

Tom: sheesh, you sure are boh liao. Well, I'll still win anyway. (orders 2 bowls)

Both start eating their maggie mee furiously. However, Raynor's hair resembled the noodles too much and at one point he found himself eating his hair instead.

Raynor: *cough*, *choke* Errgh, i can taste my dandruff!! pui!!

Prisc: *gasp* oh no, Raynor kor kor!! Are you okay?? Please don't choke to death because of me! (huge eyes open even wider)

Tom: ROTFLOL! hahahhahha Raynor you look damn hilarious, eating your own hair! (Tom starts choking on his noodles as well)

Raynor: *choke* Prisc.. *choke* run, run away as fast as you can!!

Prisc: (eyes brimming with tears) no Raynor! I can't leave you in the lurch!

Raynor: Yes you can, just run!

Prisc: No, I'd rather die with you here!

Raynor: That's it man, let me tell you that I hate the sight of convent girls, so will ya just get lost!

Prisc: Really? Ok then... (goes away)

Raynor: Phew, saved her from that cai3 hua1 zei2...

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