Episode 3: Raynor falls in love with..both

(Guest starring: Fann Wong)

Setting: an idyllic waterfall at Rugrats Hill.. Raynor and s4phirEz are practising their zi4 chuang4 'RayPhirez Jian4 Fa3'

Raynor: *piak*

s4phirEz: Ouch! You got no eyes ah? Hit me for what

Raynor: Uhh..sorry, sorry s4phirEz..

s4phirEz: Sob..sob..

Raynor: (wipes away s4phirEz's tears) Please don't cry, s4phirEz mei mei, I didn't do it on purpose!

~They both gaze into each other's eyes..

s4phirEz: I love u, Raynor kor kor!

Raynor: (a bit dazed) I love u too, Fann.. err..i mean s4phirEz mei mei!!

s4phirEz: what did u say??!

Raynor: nothing..

s4phirEz: (pout) I’m not talking to u anymore!! (runs away)

Raynor: hey!

~Suddenly, Raynor hears the sounds of beautiful music being played on the qin.. he wandered around trying to find the exact source of the sound. He soon found himself in the desolated woods of Mt Sinai (lol) and in the middle of the woods, playing the tunes of 'Siao Liao Jiang Hu', was an... atom!!! Argh, disgust overcame Raynor.

Atom: Hello Raynor. Fann is a @#$%@$%!

Raynor had not eaten breakfast that day but his desire to defend Fann gave him the drive to summon all his internal strength for the 'Pui-pui shen gong' ..

Raynor: To atom, ~Pui! Pui! Pui!~~~~~

Raynor knew that his own pui-shen gong had not reached maximum level yet (he did not know that good insulting power requires brain removal) and that he was unlikely to hurt the atom, but he was willing to risk his life for Fann anyway.)

~Suddenly, a massive atomic explosion erupted and everything became enveloped by smoke~

When the smoke cleared, out stepped an angelic looking figure, with flawless looking porcelain complexion and the most beautiful pair of legs he had ever seen. This person was none other than Raynor's idol, Fann Wong!! To test her fans, she had actually disguised herself as Atom!

Fann: You are called Raynor, am I right?

Raynor: ... (loss for words)

Fann: (gently caressing Raynor's hair) Raynor, I have heard a lot about you, about how you always defend me from insults in the forum...

Raynor: ...

Fann: I'm very touched by the way you always risk your life for me, and how you always faithfully reply every single insulting message with 'pui, pui, pui'...

Raynor: ...

Fann: Thank you for being such a devoted fan of mine.. To reward you I shall give you 2 of the best tickets to my 'My Story' concert at the Indoor Stadium...

Raynor: ...

Fann: by the way, do you have anything to ask me? Because I'll be going soon.. I have to go for my dance lessons..

Raynor: ... er.. could you tell me what you are wearing for your concert?

Fann: (flashes sunshine smile) I won't tell u, otherwise it will be no fun... (lol)

Raynor: (whisper) Are you really going so soon?

Fann: don't worry, you will be able to see me at the concert 10 days later...

~Fann then disappeared in a swirl of smoke~

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lol. Other FW fans dun take it seriously ok :)

Next episode: Apple will be performing the brain removal ceremony!! Those interested to learn or want to follow, please tune in! (no offence to someone either ^_^)

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