Episode 12: A frightening cave encounter (starring: Raynor, Trends, watcher, K)

Raynor (to himself): Haha, after that one night stand with Apple, I feel so much better. Actually this journey with Denyse and Trends is getting on my nerves, these 2 women I am stuck with, though they are pretty, one is a block of ice and the other is so 38, everyday must quarrel with her at least once!

~Raynor sees Trends and Denyse. The 2 look tired.

Raynor: Hihi, did u all manage to kill any fruits?

Denyse: Yes we killed a banana and an orange.

Raynor: Oh, good for you..

Trends: (looks at Raynor with skeptical eyes) And did you manage to find Apple?

Raynor: Good news! Apple has converted into a Fann fan...

Trends: What, are you sure..

Raynor: Yes, I saw Apple reading this week's 8 days, so must be, right?

Trends: What the..??! Raynor, you are so dumb, I really give up on you. Apple was reading the 8 days so it can find topics to slime Fann in forums! Sheesh, I feel like fainting!

Raynor: (colour in cheeks rising) I tell you, you 38 woman, you better stop calling me dumb or stupid ok, or I really dui4 ni3 bu2 ke4 qi4! (raises hand to slap Trends)

Trends: fei1 li3 ah!! fei1 li3 ah!!

Denyse: Raynor, you are really the limit. Since you can't control your temper, I suggest we go on our separate ways from now onwards. (goes away with Trends)

Raynor: Sigh, ren4 ming4 le, all the women always run away from me....

~Raynor tries to get out of the fruit sect area by himself. He finds himself approaching a cave called 'Marathon Stories 2'. He hears some weird sounds in the cave and goes in. Suddenly, a huge and monstrous creature jumps at him!

Raynor: Wahh.. what's this?? Looks like a dinosaur to me! Or a ninja turtle?

Creature: *croak*

Raynor: Oh no, I think it's a giant toad! Reminds me of the 9 pm TCS show! Faster siam4...

~However, the giant toad was too quick for Raynor, it started punching and kicking him. Raynor used all his strength to fight back.

Raynor (while trying to fight toad): Eh? This toad looks kinda artificial to me. Can punch and kick somemore, as though it's a human.

Toad: Hahahahaha! Raynor, u fell for my trick! I am actually the 'Marathon stories' zhangmen, watcher, dressed in a toad costume! (watcher takes off the costume)

Raynor: What? Who else would be as boh liao as you to dress as a toad!

watcher: Of coz only me. Don't you know, I have a nickname called the Jing Gang Wu Di Boh Liao Queen? ~shao3 shuo1 fei4 hua4! (sprays a venomous liquid at Raynor)

Raynor: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! What’s that??

watcher: you have been given a dose of my deadly Boh Liao Poison. (or wuliaodu) once affected by this poison, the victim will start writing boh liao and spastic stories..and cannot stop!

(to be continued)

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