~suddenly, a gust of wind blew into the cave, and a huge fat alphabet (K) stomped in!

watcher: Wah, K, long time no see! Who released you?

K: watcher, I’ve been reading your stories and I think they're very silly.

(K suddenly sees Raynor at the corner, and its voice suddenly turns very syrupy) Hi, is this Mr Raynor? Don’t be scared of me.. we're both Fann fans! And I’ve heard a lot about you.. you look very handsome in real life indeed..hehehe...mmmuahh..

Raynor: Ugh! (pukes blood).. Disgusting fat alphabet.. get off me.. You’re a fake Fann fan..

watcher: Yeah, borrows Fann's name all the time to strengthen its flood flood wugong. Much more despicable than Apple.

K: (still trying to get close to Raynor) Hehehehe Raynor...you know something? (looks at the sky in a dazed, demented sort of way) An EMPRESS is HIGHER than a Queen. A Queen rules over one country - maybe a puny one. An EMPRESS rules over MANY countries. (copyright: K)

Raynor: Yucks.. don't touch me.. dunno what you talking about, what empress what queen...

watcher: Of coz u dunno what it's talking about. Even K itself doesn't know. K used to be a kiwi, from fruit sect, but after removing its brain it became simply a K. Has become rather deranged ever since...poor thing.. (to K) K, I think I should put you to sleep, to relieve u of this hellish existence.. I'm going to shoot u with the Sour Poison (suan du) and after that you're going to be suan-ed into a suan1 mei2 (sour plum)!!

K (terrified): AaahH!! No, I dun want to be a sour plum! That’s terrible.. (flees in fright)

watcher: Bye bye K, and continue to read my stories, ok? (turns to Raynor) Hehehe, so how're u reacting to my Boh Liao Poison?

~Raynor feels his energy draining away from him, he stumbles backwards and almost faints. Suddenly, a burst of multicoloured beams hits watcher! Raynor struggled to see where the beams originated... and he saw, standing outside the cave, his xiao shimei, s4phirEz...

Raynor: Ugh..(pukes blood).. shimei.. you're here...

s4phirEz: (strikes pose) lookout watcher, here comes my zi4 chuang4 skill: CaPiTaL-aNd-SmAll-LeTTeRs-MiXeD-uP-sHeN gOnG!!!

~s4phirEz shoots out thousands of multicoloured capital-and-small-letter-mixed-up words. They made watcher very yan3 hua1 liao2 luan4 (lol, no offence s4phirEz) and blinded her. Then s4phirEz strikes another pose and shoots another beam which bombed watcher into a thousand fragments!

(Next episode will star Trends, s4phirEz, Raynor, glitz, Prisc, philynn, Tom)

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