Episode 10: Raynor and Gang meet K

~Raynor, Trends, Denyse are now at the bottom of the Vitamin C Cliff/Fruit Sect Headquarters. Before ascending the cliff, The 3 of them decided to dress themselves as fruits so as to infiltrate into the sect successfully. Raynor dressed himself as a durian, Denyse as a pineapple and Trends as a buahchiku.

~Raynor is whistling, munching on his favourite 'xiaolongnu bao'.. ooops i mean 'Xiaolong bao'(copyright: Ken)
Raynor must eat at least one xiaolong bao a day or he will have terrible withdrawal symptoms. If he eats too much he will have 'xiaolong bao' hangover and start saying things like 'Gu-Gu-Gu-Gu' in his sleep.

Denyse: Why in the goodness are you still eating when our lives are going to be in danger?

Raynor: Hey, eating is my forte. Why do you think I challenged that cai3 hua1 zei2 Tom to eat maggie mee instead of fighting him? (see episode 4 for the maggie mee duel!)

Denyse: But don't you think that a *durian* eating a *bao* looks very weird here?

Raynor: Izzit? but all these fruities here are very weird too, it's ok lah.

~Raynor walks over to Trends, who is busying trying to tame a Lucy Lu. Raynor gets an idea.

Raynor: hey, Trends! Since you are so good at these things, why don't you use them against
Apple?

Trends: Aiyoh! (hits Raynor's head playfully) why are u so stupid! Of course I can't do that, because Apple is much better than me at these things! Do you know that Apple formulated a Lucy Lu Mind Control Pill called the 'loo4 see1 loo4 shen2 wan2'. Once you eat this pill, every Duan Wu festival, the disgusting Lucy Lu worm will crawl out of the pill and slowly eat up your brain, and your brain will get smaller and smaller! The smaller it gets, the better you will be at insulting Fann in forums! And when your brain gets really really tiny, you will soon be able to insult other artistes such as Jacelyn, Phyllis and Zoe!

Raynor: Ooooh..*shudder* stop talking about that. Fancy insulting all these lovely ah-jies, must be out of ur mind!

~The three suddenly come to a cave below the cliff called 'My Home Affairs' Hill, which was ruled by Tom. It was an old cave (HA show finish liao, lol) and nowadays nobody visited it, but Raynor and the rest saw that it was flooded. Someone did it so badly that everyone couldn't read the msgs properly and had to scroll like siao. Raynor guessed maybe Tom had already drowned. The gang walked cautiously in and saw, to their horror.. K!!!

K (chained up): Nyah, nyah, nyah! Welcome to my dungeon, be prepared to die from my zi4 chuang4 'Flood flood da4 fa3!!!'

Denyse (to Raynor): this..alphabet looks like a maniac, it must have removed its brain too...

K: FLOOD FLOOD DA FA di4 yi1 zhao1-> ~~~~FANN IS EMPRESS!!!

~whooooosh~ (a wave of revolting water rushes across)

Trends: Ahhhh... my dress is soaked!! It's all smelly too..

K: FLOOD FLOOD DA FA di4 er2 zhao1-> ~~~~FANN IS AN INTERNATIONAL STAR!!!

Raynor(thinks to himself): even though this K is praising my idol, something feels wrong. (to K): Even if you want to promote your idol, you do not have to flood the whole damn place. Therefore, you must be a fake Fann fan.

K: Heeheeharharhar. You all are jealous of Fann, and u are going to DIE by my FLOOD FLOOD DA FA di4 san1 (and most powerful) zhao1: ~~~ALL THE OTHER ARTISTES LIKE JACE, PHYLLIS AND ZOE ARE LOUSY!! (gets ready to press submit button)

Trends: Oh my god it's going to press submit! We're going to drown!

K: hyah. If you dun want me to press submit, also can. Just let me out of here so I can kick
the a$$ of that Apple who chained me up.

Raynor: (tells the others) since K and Apple are both brainless and so powerful at insults,
why not let them create a thread and fight each other to death...

Trends: Ok, K, but you must let me block your acupoint first before releasing you, in case you're up to any tricks. You stay here, then 4 hours later your acupoint will auto unblock itself and u can go find Apple.

~Trends immobilizes K and unchains him, then she, Raynor and Denyse leave the cave together.

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