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Episode 11: Apple and Raynor's one night stand (lol, Raynor)
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~Raynor, Trends and Denyse are preparing to invade the fruit sect HQ after immobilizing K in 'My Home Affairs' cave.
Trends: people I have an idea. Why don't we split up- Denyse and I will attack the less threatening fruits and Raynor you can go up by yourself to fight Apple.
Raynor: yes Trends thank you very much, let me do all the dirty work!
Trends: hey, attacking hundreds of lesser fruits is more tiring than just attacking a stupid little Apple, ok! (glares angrily at Raynor)
Denyse: Trends..cool down. Raynor, we have faith in your pui-ing power. Besides, if you kena caught by Apple, don't forget 2 shi2 chen2 later, K will xue4 dao4 zi4 jie3 and go and save you.
Raynor: Yah, right! K will never come and save me, K is a Fann fan pretender, it is just as bad as Apple, grrrr!
Trends: (rolls eyes) Well, at least K will be able to injure Apple with its amazing Flooding powers, so don't be a wimp and get going, Mr Raynor!
Raynor: Call me a wimp, I slap you, u 38 woman!
~Raynor walks around the labyrinthian grounds grumbling, trying to find Apple's secret hiding place. Apple after leaving its irritating little messages will always yin3 ju1 shen1 ru4 and isn't easy to find. Raynor even created a thread named 'To: Apple' but Apple didn't reply.
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~Coincidentally, today is Apple's birthday but it feels very sian. Because after removing its brain, Apple's system became very messed up and it got a lot of nei4 xin1 de mao2 dun4 and felt that nobody could understand its feelings.
~Btw, Apple has a concubine named Cloud (episode 7). Cloud is not the fruity type and hates to sleep with Apple, but no choice, she was kidnapped. Cloud grew to dislike Apple and its pui-ing insults so much that she developed her own Anti-Pui shengong, such that whenever she sees anyone using 'pui' in forums she will immediately attack the person, whoever he/she was.
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(to be continued)