Episode 1

"COCKADOODADOO!!!! It's 1 Jan! The first day of the year 2000!!" Rugrats the rooster yelled at the top of his voice. "Wake up, wake up!! Don't miss the very first sunrise!"

"Baaaaa……. Sooo whaat…." Ona_ the sheep groaned. "Sleep is more important."

Rugrats: Lazy bunch of animals…

The other animals stayed motionless on the ground, not caring Rugrat's irritating call.

From the farmhouse, Trends, the old maid, appeared. She, aged 65, is a retired worker and chose to settle in a quiet farm in the small town of Fairlie, New Zealand. Her husband Drents, passed away years ago due to… eh… heart attack. Trends would wake up very early every morning everyday to feed the animals….

Trends: Cow Chaos... wake up… time for milking.
(Yes… Chaos shall be a cow… who produces milk…)

Trends slapped Chaos on the butt, who immediately stood up reluctantly…

(Trends have finished milking chaos and gone back to the house :) )

NYJ and Gina, the "gou3 nan2 nu3"… (dog couple) were at the corner of the farmhouse sleeping lazily together…

Denyse and YI, the rabbit couple, unfortunately, was kept in an enclosure. They didn't have free movement which the dogs and cats had. Since birth, Denyse has been sickly. One minute a serious flu, and the other minute serious diarrhoea…

Ken and Christy, the cat couple… both greedy "pigs" immediately got up to eat….

Ken: Dear dear Christy, everyday same food. So sian already…

Christy: Yeah loh… Ken my love…. but still it's fun to eat.

Ken: Yah… and u look so pretty when you eat. Your face and whiskers will have lots of delicious food on it too. Then I can lick your face also…

Christy: You disgusting creature…

Suddenly... JANE... the Queen Ant appeared at the farm holding a small twig planted in the ground. Behind her was an army of 1,000,000 red ants.
"MEN! ATTACK THEIR FOOD!!!"

Red ants: chaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggge!!!

The farm animals were either busy sleeping or eating. They did not realise the charging creatures….

At the rabbits enclosure…
YI: Denyse!! Look out! Red ants are crawling over you!!

Denyse: Archoo! Sniff… I can't move… I'm so tired and sick…

Before long, Denyse was being attacked by 3,000 ants... all on her white body…

Denyse: YI! Save me! I'm dying!

YI, not knowing what to do, decided to shake his head hard and use his ears to whack and sweep the ants from Denyse… What a miracle, he managed to clear the ants this way… (HAHA), but found 2,000 of them caught in his own ear!

YI then rushed to the pond within the enclosure and dumped his ears in the water, drowning the ants in it.

At the cats…

Ken and Christy were too busy eating and chatting to see that ants had come to their bowl of food.

Ken: I feel something in my throat.

Christy: Me too, and it tastes good too.

Ken: OUCH!! Something bit me in my throat!

Christy: Look Ken my dear, there are ants in our food! Red ants! How irritating! There goes our food!

Over to the dog couple….

NYJ, eyes still closed, half asleep: Gina… stop biting me… it hurts!

Gina, heavy sleeper: Zzzzzzzzz……………..

NYJ: Gina… I know you love me. Don't need any more love bites!

One ant: Hi… I love you. Do you love me?

NYJ: Of course I love you. (not opening an eye)

No hope. NYJ carries on sleeping with Gina… until one ant, who forced its way into NYJ's eyes..

NYJ: OUCH!!! What went to my eye?! HELP! HELP!! OUCH!! My oshiri too!! My oshiri hurts!! Boo hoo hoo!!

Ant: Your tears make a good drink!

Animals like Hobbes, Ona_ and Chaos were more clever… they, seeing the ants, stamped hard on the ants, killing thousands of them…

Jane the queen ant stood and watched, laughing sinisterly at the sight. "I'm gonna win this battle with my efficient soldiers! All the food shall be mine! MEN! Have your fill and bring the food back to our nest! WAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! I'll be back!"

The ants obediently crawled back to Jane.. leaving Denyse, YI, Ken, Christy, NYJ and Gina covered in red spots… A wonder how Gina managed to sleep through the attack.

When Jane and the army were gone, …………

"HAHAHA… I knew this would happen… I knew Jane would be coming… but I just didn't tell you pple… hahaha… let u all suffer a bit… lazy bunch of animals…" a mysterious voice echoed in the air…….



Will Denyse, Yi, Ken, Christy, NYJ and Gina survive the attack?
Who was the mysterious voice?
Will Jane make a comeback?
Will the farm animals learn a lesson?
Stay tuned…

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