@Episode One: Pugilists pissed off by Pui-Pui Shen Gong

Setting: A gathering of the orthodox sects. The leaders of many important sects are present, to name a few -

Christy who leads the 'Legendary White Snake' Sect,

Prisc the Dudette's 'Type Of Beauty' Sect,

Jane's 'Fann v.s. Michelle Reis' sect,

and Tom's 'Dream Roles for Your Idols' sect, etc, etc.

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Tom: Under my outstanding leadership, over the years, my 'Dream Roles' Sect has grown into an 82-member (message) powerful organization!

Jane: (note: no offence to Jane) Muhahhaa, what, u call that powerful? What about my 'Fann vs Michelle', it has 88 members now! Isn't it obvious that I'm going to take over the forum!!

Ken: What u takeover the forum. With me around, u xiu xiang du ba wu ling meng chi title. (exact quote from ken, refer to thread named 'Aaron Kwok')

Prisc: Quiet, please don't fight. Today, we are all here for one purpose, and that is to destroy the evil Fruit Sect.

Tom: Yah... I heart-pain to see all our very good 100-member-sects being trashed by those evil fruits. (slightly modified quote)

~~~Suddenly, thunder rolled and lightning flashed and a repulsive smell of rotten apples overwhelmed the place~~~

Apple: Nyah, hah, hah, hah,!!! Fann is &$%#! Fann looks like @#$%!! Pui! Pui!puiiii!!

*Massive explosions filled the place*

~~Apple's Pui Shen-gong proved too destructive for these peace-loving sects, and resulted in many casualties and deaths. Raynor and S4phirEz, compelled by their instinct to defend Fann, tried vainly to counter attack using their own Pui-Shen gong, but for *some* reason, theirs were not as powerful as Apple's....

(to be continued)

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