Episode 6: s4phirez falls in love with.. ken

s4phirez decided to break off with her long-time sweetheart Raynor because she simply could not stand his maggie mee hair, and the fact that he kept saying things like 'Gu-Gu Gu-Gu Gu-Gu' in his sleep, which was so loud that being in the next room, s4phirez could hear it clearly, but could never decipher what that meant.

She decided to go steady with Ken, for whom she developed a strong liking.. because ken, being of a more serious nature, did not reply her with weird and funny sounds like 'ke ke ke ke', and ken also had much bigger ambitions such as to du ba 'wu lin meng zhu' title, than Raynor, who contented himself with doing boh liao things like rubbing his nose and flexing his neck.

One fine day s4phirez and ken were trying to develop their very own KenPhirez swordplay... s4phirez does not care for the RayPhirez swordplay anymore since she has broken up with Raynor...

s4: ken, can swing your sword faster a bit?

s4: ken, why are you always so slow! hey why are you so quiet? always looking so moody, can cheer up a bit?

ken: (stops and looks into blank space) ...

sorry s4 shi-jie, i really cannot find any reason to cheer up.. let me tell you my story..

(partial copyright: ken)

I used to be going after the title of wu ling meng chu but nowadays i realize my wu gong has dropped. In fact, I kanna kicked around by those huang mao ya tou, who with their hua quan xiu tui, actually give me nei shang. I think she is from Bobochacha sect. I've decided to tui chu jiang hu, but not long ago, my parents were killed by a masked man.. and everyone is after my a$$, all because they think I have the manual to that 'pui-pui' shengong that the Invincible Apple displayed last time.. but I really do not have any manual, in fact I have never pui-ed at anyone in my whole life before...

(ken sighs deeply)

s4: (wide-eyed) wow, that is the longest speech you have ever made, ken.

ken: thank u, and I really hope you'll believe I’m innocent. By the way, no offence, but your ex, Raynor seems to have mastered the pui shengong, I’ve seen him pui-ing at Apple in many threads...

s4: how could that be? Raynor definitely does not have the pui shen gong manual.

ken: how are you so sure?

s4: because...mm.. even though I absolutely detest his maggie mee hair, he is still a zheng4 ren2 jun1 zi3...

~Raynor had all the while been hiding behind a tree eavesdropping on these two, because he could not get over the fact that s4phirez had chosen ken over him. When he heard s4's words, his heart warmed, as he knew that s4phirez still believed in him.

Raynor was suddenly overwhelmed by a wave of depression, and he thought wistfully about Fann, who that day disguised herself as an Atom and played the qin for him...because Fann seemed to be the only person in the world who cared for him...he took out the 2 concert tickets from his pocket and looked at them tenderly...

's4phirEz has her ken now, she definitely won't go to the concert with me.. I guess I’ll throw the other ticket away then,' he thought, but stopped short. 'Hey, I know someone who can go with me though.. It’s Prisc from the convent school (convent schs are also known as ni2 gu1 xue2 xiao4) whom I saved that day from the cai3 hua1 buaya, Tom...

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