I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:

Question: "What would you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please"

Question: "Ceylontea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"

Answer: "Ceylontea"

Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

Answer: "White"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Uhmm? I will take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Walau! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer: "Gee! I give up just forget about everything."