User ID: 8165573
American Soldier: LNX
Old British Lady: JT
Old lady's dog: FW
Old British Man: XSQ
A World War II American Soldier named LNX had been on the frontlines in Europe for three weeks and finally he was granted a week of R&R.
He caught a train to London and the train was extremely crowded. He could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for a seat.
Finally, he found a compartment with seats facing each other. There was room only for two persons on each seat. On one side sat an old British lady named JT with her pet dog, FW, sitting in the empty seat beside her.
LNX asked, "Could I sit in that seat?" JT was insulted. "You Americans are sooooo rude! Can't you see my FW is sitting there?" said JT.
LNX said, "Lady, I love dogs. I have a couple at home. I will be glad to hold your dog if I can sit down." JT replied, "You Americans are not only rude, you're arrogant!"
LNX leaned against the wall but was so tired that he said to JT, "Lady, I have been in the frontlines in Europe for three weeks with not a decent rest all that time. Could I just sit there and hold your dog?" JT replied, "You Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you are obnoxious!"
With that comment, LNX calmly stepped across, picked up FW the dog and threw her out of the window. JT was shocked and speechless. LNX sat down comfortably. XSG, a British old man, sitting opposite JT, said to LNX, "I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's description. But I do know all you Americans do a lot of things wrong! You drive on the wrong side of the road. You hold your fork with the wrong hand. And now you have just thrown the wrong b_i_t_c_h out of the window....."