Cloud’s Production Company (CPC) Presents…

 

The Legends of Love and Hatred

爱恨情仇 (Ai4 Hen4 Qing2 Chou2)

 

EPISODE 1

 

ON THE STREETS

[NYJ is begging on the streets. He was very hungry and so he went to look for food. On his way, he bumped into the beautiful Mei Mei.]

NYJ: Sorry!

[He raised his head and saw Mei Mei. He was attracted by her beauty. (Actually NYJ is also quite a lecher)]

Mei Mei: It's OK, I'm alright.

NYJ: Miss, you're soooooooooooooo pretty!!! (high-pitched) What's your name?

Mei Mei: I'm Mei Mei.

NYJ: zhen1 shi4 ren2 ru2 qi2 ming2.

Mei Mei: Thanx. What's yours?

NYJ: I'm Nan2 Yi3 Ji4. You can call me NYJ for short.

Mei Mei (aside): Really very hard to remember! I must be going. My father is waiting for me.

[Mei Mei left]

[NYJ walked to a rubbish dump. There, he saw discarded food and picked them up. He eat them like siao.]

NYJ: Ah, I'm so full! Go home already!

 

THE NEXT DAY...

NYJ (begging again): Mister, pls pity me... Miss...

[Cloud passes by]

[DONG! Cloud puts a coin in NYJ's chipped bowl]

NYJ (looking up): xie4 xie4. (the City Beat Madonna style)

[NYJ's getting giddy and fainted...]

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

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