Cloud’s Production Company (CPC) Presents…
The Legends of Love and Hatred
爱恨情仇(Ai4 Hen4 Qing2 Chou2)
ON THE STREETS
[NYJ is begging on the streets. He was very hungry and so he went to look for food. On his way, he bumped into the beautiful Mei Mei.]
[He raised his head and saw Mei Mei. He was attracted by her beauty. (Actually NYJ is also quite a lecher)]
Mei Mei: It's OK, I'm alright.
NYJ: Miss, you're soooooooooooooo pretty!!! (high-pitched) What's your name?
Mei Mei: I'm Mei Mei.
NYJ: zhen1 shi4 ren2 ru2 qi2 ming2.
Mei Mei: Thanx. What's yours?
NYJ: I'm Nan2 Yi3 Ji4. You can call me NYJ for short.
Mei Mei (aside): Really very hard to remember! I must be going. My father is waiting for me.
[Mei Mei left]
[NYJ walked to a rubbish dump. There, he saw discarded food and picked them up. He eat them like siao.]
NYJ: Ah, I'm so full! Go home already!
THE NEXT DAY...
NYJ (begging again): Mister, pls pity me... Miss...
[Cloud passes by]
[DONG! Cloud puts a coin in NYJ's chipped bowl]
NYJ (looking up): xie4 xie4. (the City Beat Madonna style)
[NYJ's getting giddy and fainted...]
TO BE CONTINUED...
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